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'London Fashion Week usually brings forth a shock or two from cutting-edge designers, but a September creation by Rachel Freire might have raised the bar: a floor-length dress made from 3,000 cow nipples (designed to resemble roses). Initial disgust for the garment centered on implied animal abuse, but Freire deflected that issue by pointing out that the nipples had been discarded by a tannery and that her use amounted to "recycling." The 32-year-old Freire, who has worked with mainstream entertainers such as Christina Aguilera, was kept so busy with the animal-abuse angle that she was largely spared having to explain another issue -- why anyone would want to wear a dress made with cow nipples'
This story made me come up with a comedy styled action film. Everyone is wearing their usual every day stuff, and a teacher decides to dress up as a cow. Due to a weird phonomenem, everyone gets the powers or expertise of their costume. So for example, this teacher is able to use a milk gun and seems to eat alot of grass. A antagonist dressed up in a superhero costume somewhere gets superhero powers and the teacher with cow powers attempts to stop them.

An anonymous donor left 40 million yen in cash in a public toilet at the Hachinohe municipal government office in Aomori Prefecture with a note asking that the money be given to four prefectures affected by the March 11 disaster, according to city officials. Bundles of 10,000 yen bills in a paper bag were found in a tote bag in the toilet. A letter in a paper bag containing the cash said the donor wanted to donate 10 million yen each to Aomori, Iwate, Miyagi and Fukushima prefectures, according to the municipal office. The donor signed the letter, "Tohokujin," meaning a person from the Tohoku region. (Yomiur)

Someone finds a large stash of money, a few million pound and they use it for their own benefit rather than everyone else's. Greed consumes the person till they lose everything that they have. Then trys to get life on track with his family hating him and trying to regain the love of his ex but because his love for money, will this be possible?

The tottenham riotsSeeing  a big commotion happen due to your mishappening, for example. Cheating on an exam causes someone else to fail because the teacher believed they copied of the cheater. Then see how the familys fall out.

Kids receive X-rated prizes from school district.

In Tallahassee, Florida, school administrators hoped to reward students for their A+ fund-raising efforts. They did. School administrators unwittingly gave the hard-working students X-rated gifts. School officials scrambled to collect more than 100 bracelets distributed to students involved in the fund-raising drive after pictures of naked women were found hidden beneath the bracelets’ cloth coverings. The district is continuing efforts to retrieve the” indecent prizes.” Only a handful were returned.

A teacher comes to a slack, poor, broken down school. Starts with the 'Brainy students' and they're harder to work with than the more dumb students in his old school, he works through all their problems. They make his life hell, but pulls through and bonds with all the students. Gets kicked out for giving some x rated stuff out. Students petition untill they got him back.